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All ah kin recommend ye is that ye best be speakin’ like a proper pirate, or yer booty will be becommin’ the property of yours truly. You who don’t be follow the current events best be readin’ up, cuz this day of our lord if speak like a pirate day. So now that ur up at anchor, get that pirate speak a goin!

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Fortune Widget 0.4

Today I just release Fortune Widget 0.4, which includes corrections for WordPress 2.2.x and newer (I know… I know… a little behind the curve here).  Additionally I’ve added some better error output to indicate why a fortune file read may have failed such as whether the fortune.php script is readable or if it’s the fortune file itself that the plugin cannot find.

** Note: For those who have the previous fortune widget installed, the fortune path has changed from [wordpress]/wp-content/plugins/widgets/fortune to [wordpress]/wp-content/plugins/fortune.  Additionally the archive has been re-structured so that they work correctly “out of the box” when uncompressed in the wp-content/plugins directory.

I am hoping in the near future to get this in the official update system so that after version 0.4 you will be able to use the wordpress plugin update system for this plugin.  Keep posted!

Additionally, I have an official Fortune Widget project page [applause], which will always list the latest available version.

Requirements

  • WordPress 2.2.x or Newer

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Farewell Joe Kudla

Tuesday, while I was at work, I was saddened to hear that Joe Kudla (Thomas Snot), the man behind Snot of “Puke and Snot” passed away on Monday. Some you have may have never heard of him, but those of you who have ever had the joy of seeing him and Mark Sieve (Ralph Puke) at Renaissance festivals across the nation know that we have lost part of an absolutely ingenious comedic act.  While their routine was full of elements that are not not exactly intended for young children, it was performed in such a way that children would laugh along simply because they didn’t understand the simple innuendo.

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I was first introduced to the Colorado Springs Renaissance Festival in the late 80′s and have attended almost every year since then.  I’ve seen them every time I’ve gone, except for when I moved near the Scarborough Renaissance Festival, where they didn’t perform.  I’ve actually been quite sad that I’ve not been able to see them in some time because of moving to Texas.  Because, even though I had seen their acts enough to almost recite them by memory, I enjoyed seeing them again because they would change it up enough to make it that much funnier.

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I even remember the time’s my late friend Dusty Rhodes would play their CD’s when we’d be playing games at his house, especially when Snot needs to present his magaga to the Princes.

Either way, my heart goes out to Joe’s family, and especially to his partner of over 30 years, Mark Sieve.  I’ve recently read that Mark wants to keep a show going, as the Puke and Snot website, magaga.com, states:

Joe always believed that the show was bigger than the actors. That’s why we have, in the past and today, had Puke & Snot performing in other festivals across the country: Boston, Pittsburgh, Maryland, D.C. Even through actors other than ourselves, the spirit of the show carries on. People still laugh. Joe would want them to keep laughing.

So, to honor Joe and his long legacy, we’ve decided to soldier on and go ahead with the show this weekend at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival. Thomas Snot, the indelible character Joe developed over 35 years, deserves to live on, even if Joe himself decided to “step out of the canoe.”

We hope to see you this weekend, where we can all honor Joe the way he’d like it: little fuss, and a lot of laughter. Long live Thomas Snot!

So here’s to you Thomas Snot, with your magaga, tied in a bow…

Joe Kudla, A.K.A Snot

Joe Kudla, A.K.A Thomas Snot 1951 - 2008

You can find other tributes to Joe on Mark Seive’s bog.

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Olympic Fail

As reported on Gizmondo, Slashdot, and the Sydney Morning Herald, some of the videos projected in the opening ceremony of the 2008 Olympics had an epic fail.  The picture says it all:

Vista or XP?

Vista or XP?

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James & Lindsey

Today I finally had a chance to go out with my new camera and a few of my friends and take pictures of them.  While nature, landscape, and architecture are some of my favorite things to photograph, going out with friends and taking pictures of them is definitely next on my list.  Some of my favorite moments are those captured of those closest to me, especially when I can get that one shot that projects who they are.

James & Lindsey[br]Canon Xsi + EF-S 50-200m IS Lens[br]1/200 sec at f / 5.0, ISO 800[br]WB, and Exposure tuning in LR2

James & Lindsey Canon Xsi + EF-S 50-200m IS Lens 1/200 sec at f / 5.0, ISO 800 WB, and Exposure tuning in LR2

In this case we were a little more rushed that usual, because had put this off to the last minute as they had to leave that afternoon to head back to Colorado.  Additionally, the rain was headed our way, so we decided to try getting some pictures in the rain.  Everything was going great until the wind kicked in.  It was a short little walk, but we got a few good ones of them together.

James & Lindsey<br />Canon Xsi + EF-S 50-200m IS Lens<br />1/125 sec at f / 5.0, ISO 640<br />WB, Exposure, Contrast, and Vignette in LR2.

James & LindseyCanon Xsi + EF-S 50-200m IS Lens1/125 sec at f / 5.0, ISO 640WB, Exposure, Contrast, and Vignette in LR2.

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Go USA!!!

Tonight’s opening of the Olympics is one of my favorites, as the imagery seemed to strike a cord with me.  Either way, all I gotta say is:

GO USA!!!

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QOTD: I Pledge Allegiance…

I was just recently introduced to a speech, given by Red Skeleton, about his teacher describing the Pledge of Allegiance.  I think this is absolutely wonderful, and something that everyone should read (especially certain politicians).

“I’ve been listening to you boys and girls recite the Pledge of Allegiance all semester and it seems as though it is becoming monotonous to you. If I may, may I recite it and try to explain to you the meaning of each word?”

Old Glory

Old Glory

I - me, an individual, a committee of one.
Pledge - dedicate all of my worldly goods to give without self pity.
Allegiance – my love and my devotion.
To the flag – our standard, Old Glory, a symbol of freedom. Wherever she waves, there’s respect because your loyalty has given her a dignity that shouts freedom is everybody’s job!
United –  that means that we have all come together.
States –  individual communities that have united into 48 great states. Forty-eight individual communities with pride and dignity and purpose; all divided with imaginary boundaries, yet united to a common purpose, and that’s love for country.
And to the republic –  a state in which sovereign power is invested in representatives chosen by the people to govern. And government is the people and it’s from the people to the leaders, not from the leaders to the people.
For which it stands, one nation –  one nation, meaning “so blessed by God”
Indivisible –  incapable of being divided.
With liberty - which is freedom — the right of power to live one’s own life without threats, fear or some sort of retaliation.
And Justice –  the principle or quality of dealing fairly with others.
For all – for all, which means, boys and girls, it’s as much your country as it is mine.

Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance:  ”Under God“. Wouldn’t it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that would be eliminated from schools too? – Red Skeleton

Now, the question I have for you is: When you have last read this out loud to Old Glory?

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Time Flies When You’re Having Fun

Well, I’m glad to report that I’m still alive and well, despite the lack of activity on my site.  It’s been over a month since I’ve really had a chance to sit down and write anything, but that’s mostly because I’ve just been so busy with work and play.  So let me explain why, and maybe you’ll understand.

Not long before the 4th of July holiday, I was finally able to get my hands a brand new Canon Digital Rebel Xsi.  For those of you not to familiar with that camera, it’s currently one of the most impressive sub-$1000 DSLR camera’s on the market.  While my current work horse – the Olympus C-8080 – has been a wonderful camera, I yearned for a new SLR ever since I had a chance to play around with a Canon Xti.  With it, I felt like I had my Minolta Maxxum 7000i in my hands again – in regards to speed and power, considering that’s a film camera.  Compared to where I had come from, the fact that I could take a picture in under a second was jaw dropping.  After quite a bit of research into the various features, I had narrowed it down between the Nikon D60 and the Canon Xsi, with the Xsi being my final choice.

So, ever since then I’ve been happily busy snapping away with the camera.  Unfortunately, thanks to the large size of the RAW images, which comes out to approximately 13-15 megabytes a piece, I’m already concerned about my storage situation.  Maybe I’ll have to finally break the terabyte barrier :)

Mountains Near Meeker, CO

Mountains Near Meeker, CO

Either way, earlier in July my family and I made the trek back home to Colorado to see our family there.  As you can probably guess, I had a field day up there.  Actually I almost had too much fun, because I came home with 5 DVD’s worth of pictures that I had taken during the trip.  You can imagine how much fun it was to start processing those.  While I genuinely enjoy almost every aspect of photography, one of my least favorite is the organizing.

Before I purchased the camera, I was using Photoshop Elements 5 to organize my pictures and Photoshop Elements 6 (and the Camera Raw plug-in) to process the RAWs.  As I’ve mentioned in the past, I have a love-hate relationship with this product, as I does many of the things that I require however the list of cons (and bugs) seems to grow with each version.  My frustrations with the application reached a peak when I started processing the RAWs from my new camera.  The rate at which I was taking photos had increased to a level not seen since my daughter’s birth (I was much more controlled for my son’s), so tagging was excruciating, and raw processing was slow and limiting.  So, I started playing around with the demo of Lightroom, as a replacement – since I had obviously reached a point where a tool such as this may be a necessity.  As with the the Xsi, I’ve been blown away by how the power of this tool.  From it’s snappy back-end database, to it’s impressive gui layout, and not to mention extremely powerful RAW processing tools.  I could process and organize pictures at a pace that made me feel like I could never go back to Elements for the same task.  I realize that $299 is fairly expensive price tag, but I feel like the time I save in this product will be worth every cent.

Jag and Ace - Processed using Lightroom

Jag and Ace - Processed using Lightroom

Now, some of you may be asking “why not use DigiKam?”.  While digikam has come a very long way in the time that I’ve been acquainted with it, there are still some limitations that exist.  One of my first immediate gripes, and this is with ANY photo organization / manipulation program, is red-eye correction that leaves a red ring around the eye (your right here along with them picasa).  That is major reason I use Photoshop Elements, since children a much more likely to have red-eye, and their implementation doesn’t cause the red ring.  Being a software engineer myself, I cannot even guess how difficult it is to write an algorithm to handle such a task, but I cannot imagine that it would be impossible.  So as long as some of the simple basics are not 100%, it’s not the tool for me.  Not to say that if they keep up the impressive work that they have done, that I won’t eventually switch to Digikam.

Have I rambled enough yet?

Anyways, that all being said, I’ve been quite busy having way to much fun taking pictures of places and my family.  Just last week, my family and I went out to the Harbor in Rockwall, to run some errands, and to take some sunset / night-time pictures.  However, now that I think I’ve gotten a “work-flow” under my belt, I hope to get back to posting more often on here (I say this a lot).  I may even veer a little more towards the photographic as I hone in on my skills.  We’ll see where my will drives me…

Sunset at the Harbor in Rockwall, TX

Sunset at the Harbor in Rockwall, TX

Also:  Notice the spiffy new captioned pictures?  Thank you wordpress team!
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QOTD: Photographic Adventure

Found this on a flickr post:

“I wish more people felt that photography was an adventure the same as life itself and felt that their individual feelings were worth expressing.” – Harry Callahan

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