The Wisdom of Calvin
Given that sooner or later we're all just going to die, what's the point of
learning about integers? -- CalvinMy Updates
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Category Archives: Humor
A Texas Blessing
This was forwarded to me by a friend and I thought it was pretty appropriate! Note: If you are not a resident of Texas or never have lived in the hot, humid, Southern United States, you may not understand the … Continue reading
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Modern Living Will
I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who couldn’t pass … Continue reading
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UserFriendly.com’s opinion on Microsoft’s statement about Linux’s security “myth”…
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Disappointed
Not only am I disappointed, I’m somewhat disgusted. I’m disappointed with the commercials that were produced for this year’s Super Bowl, and I’m disgusted with the major factor that is being stated as the reason. The commercials were “OK” at … Continue reading
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Superbowl Sunday
We here once again… the day of all days. The one that sums up the culmination of all the blood, sweat and heart ache. When only the top get their glory while the others watch… Today you will see some … Continue reading
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Letter to Pets
Dear Pets: When I say to move, it means to go someplace else, not to switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way. The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain … Continue reading
Department of Homeland Security Alert
We’ve just been notified by Security that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of your office. Five of the six have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have been taken into … Continue reading
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Lesson Learned
< ?php for($i = 0 ; $i < 100 ; $i++) { echo "I will <b>not try to teach the class…<br />\n"; } ?>